Wow, a lot of good suggestions...
My two are:
Toxic Waste (always green, always thick & you can never get rid of it!)
&
Deliverance (keeping in line with the "squeal like a pig" comment.)
P.S. I have to say that this is the most informative & friendly forum out there. Thanks "Professor Bean" & all of the members that contribute!
"B" RehmGerdes