This eBay item (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Hypnosis-Training-Aid-For-Guitar-By-Carlie-Bass-The-Ebay-Hypnotist-/271758548260?pt=Guitar&hash=item3f46125d24) should do the trick.
The (in)appropriate responses would seem to be either:
a) Given some of the swimsuit pics in her other hypnosis packs, I'm betting it's $12.95 for the first minute, $0.99 for every minute thereafter........
b) For under $100, I can be a better guitar player, lose 100 lbs, learn to be a better salesman AND play well with others? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!