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General => Open Discussion => Topic started by: matmosphere on July 19, 2020, 03:58:29 PM

Title: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: matmosphere on July 19, 2020, 03:58:29 PM
So my wife used to subscribe to the New Yorker magazine. I would read it from time to time, but I really started to look forward to the caption contest on the last page. I never won..

So now it's your chance. Post your entry into a reply in this thread. The winner will be chosen by popular vote.

Entries are excepted through tomorrow (Monday) at 12pm EST. Voting starts Tuesday and stays live for a day.

Prize is yet to be determined.



P.S. I'll continue to put new comics in the original thread for at least a few more days as well.
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: benny_profane on July 19, 2020, 04:56:41 PM
Behind the Music: Rolling Stones – Sticky Fingers

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Pedalboard for sale: a knob-tweaker’s delight.
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: EBK on July 19, 2020, 05:05:25 PM
Jack got into DIY because he was too shy to ask the clerk for the pedal he really wanted.
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: Govmnt_Lacky on July 19, 2020, 05:35:12 PM
"It was only after the big gig that Jack finally realized that his Swollen Pickle needs to go directly into the Big Muff."

8)
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: Bio77 on July 19, 2020, 05:35:54 PM
Contrary to what he had been led to believe, Jack found playing guitar with an erection to be quite painful.
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: Scruffie on July 19, 2020, 05:52:10 PM
Boys & Their Toys.
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: midwayfair on July 19, 2020, 08:01:19 PM
Quote from: EBK on July 19, 2020, 05:05:25 PM
Jack got into DIY because he was too shy to ask the clerk for the pedal he really wanted.

This gets my vote.
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: Aentons on July 19, 2020, 08:59:09 PM
Johnny and his mother had no idea how awkward their trip to the music store was going to be.
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: diablochris6 on July 19, 2020, 09:06:02 PM
How Madbean gives his kids the old birds and the bees talk.
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: cooder on July 19, 2020, 09:06:28 PM
I don't need a guitar to play with this do I....?
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: jimilee on July 19, 2020, 10:19:01 PM
Gear Porn


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Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: alanp on July 19, 2020, 11:08:23 PM
Jack's wife was starting to get rather worried about why he was too 'busy' to spend time in bed with her anymore.
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: lars on July 19, 2020, 11:57:07 PM
Jack quickly got tired of people yelling, "Show us your overdrive!"
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: Philthy on July 19, 2020, 11:58:26 PM
"Where's my Super Hard On"
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: Stomptown on July 20, 2020, 12:19:28 AM
"Johnny practiced in his bedroom every night as he waited for the big day to arrive"
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: cooder on July 20, 2020, 11:17:36 PM
Things were coming together nicely, but Larry was at a loss how and where to fit his SHO amongst it all.
Title: Re: The Gearside -- caption contest --
Post by: peterc on July 25, 2020, 08:50:52 AM
'After building is new pedalboard, the other members of the band put up with Jack insisting on playing "I Touch Myself" at least twice at every gig.'