I tried to reflow the FETs. The first time I did, it totally changed where they turned on with the TRIMMER. Then, I reflowed them again, and the position was back to about where it was, and the turn of the trimmer felt better. Instead of microscopic turns, just minimal turns was affecting it. However, it still just isn't very phaser-ish.
I'll try another set of MMBF5458 tomorrow or whenever. I'm too frustrated because I don't even know where to begin.