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Gearside Caption contest voting

Started by matmosphere, July 21, 2020, 04:48:24 AM

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Vote for your favorite caption

Pedalboard for sale: a knob-tweaker's delight.
0 (0%)
Jack got into DIY because he was too shy to ask the clerk for the pedal he really wanted.
9 (36%)
"It was only after the big gig that Jack finally realized that his Swollen Pickle needs to go directly into the Big Muff."
5 (20%)
Contrary to what he had been led to believe, Jack found playing guitar with an erection to be quite painful.
0 (0%)
Boys & Their Toys.
0 (0%)
Johnny and his mother had no idea how awkward their trip to the music store was going to be.
5 (20%)
How Madbean gives his kids the old birds and the bees talk.
1 (4%)
I don't need a guitar to play with this do I....?
0 (0%)
Gear Porn
2 (8%)
Jack's wife was starting to get rather worried about why he was too 'busy' to spend time in bed with her anymore.
1 (4%)
Jack quickly got tired of people yelling, "Show us your overdrive!"
0 (0%)
"Where's my Super Hard On"
1 (4%)
"Johnny practiced in his bedroom every night as he waited for the big day to arrive"
0 (0%)
Things were coming together nicely, but Larry was at a loss how and where to fit his SHO amongst it all.
1 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 25

Voting closed: July 22, 2020, 04:48:24 AM

matmosphere

Oh man, this confirmed what I feared most true. You guys are WAY funnier than I am... These are all great, there isn't a bad entry here!!!

So voting is live for the next 24 hours. I'll buy the winner a board of their choice from Bean's shop. (I just realized I should have probably asked Brian if it was cool to do this here, sorry)

Aentons


matmosphere

So many good entries, thank you all for playing along. I hope you guys are enjoying the strip. This little project has been helpful for me dealing with the stress of all this uncertainty.

Eric drop me a PM so I can get the prize to you.

EBK

Thanks, Matthew!  And thanks to everyone who voted!  That was a fun distraction from the stress and chaos, and a very generous prize as well.  I'll take a look at the shop page and send you a PM later.
"There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history." --Roger the Shrubber

Willybomb

Funny thing is, true story, was that I had an online dating.... ?incident? ?stalker? where this lady was way too interested in me and had a daughter who was starting to play guitar.  Anyway, in the course of things she messaged me saying that she thought the name of the headstock tuner - "Snark" - was pretty funny.

I told her to wait until the kid got into electric guitars and pedals so she could be exposed to a Swollen Pickle and a Big Muff...