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Fart pedal
« on: September 29, 2021, 08:49:02 PM »
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Re: Fart pedal
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2021, 01:21:09 AM »
We will all finally have something that will compete with the brilliance of this:






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Re: Fart pedal
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2021, 06:40:33 AM »
That's something I never knew that I've always wanted  ;D ;D

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Re: Fart pedal
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2021, 06:57:21 AM »
Brian needs to get on this immediately. Call it the "Flatulator!"

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Re: Fart pedal
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2021, 08:03:11 AM »
Please tell me that this fart pedal is real and not just some video prank.  I will honestly pay real money for one.

Edit: I have pledged to their Kickstarter campaign.  Hopefully, it will get fully funded and they send me one.  They are speaking my humor language.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/stevegadlin/the-fart-pedal

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Re: Fart pedal
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2021, 12:24:58 PM »
I must be 12 yrs old because I seriously cannot stop laughing at this.

The detail and dedication to the joke is just off the charts.

...and check out the email address

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Re: Fart pedal
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2021, 01:02:19 PM »
That is a real domain.  I thought it was only a joke until I dug further and found this, which explains how this guy thinks:


So, yes, it is funny but real.
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Re: Fart pedal
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2021, 04:09:33 PM »
Sounds like an interesting guy! 

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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2021, 09:13:17 AM »
Some technical details on The Fart Pedal from its creator:

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The farts are all triggered by your playing. Farts will not trigger unless you've plucked a string. A new fart will not trigger until the current fart has completed playing, so farts will not interrupt each other. If you stop playing, the current fart will continue playing through to completion, and no new fart will trigger.

The farts are randomized, but there are three different libraries of effects based on the position of the Wet / Dry toggle.

Now I don't believe in magic, but in my own demos of The Fart Pedal there seem to be some very special angels triggering the right fart at just the right time...
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